Hilarious Marriage Quotes To Make You Smile

Marriage is the union of well, all good all bad all ugly and yet all interesting enough aspects to make a life out of it. No matter how much we try, any relationship has its own ups and downs. Just the hilarity to keep up with the issues can be the most amazing factor helping you keep up your marriage in utmost strength. Sharing some funny and yet interesting marriage quotes which you must share with your partner to bring the much needed smile in your relationship

Some Hilarious marriage quotes to make you smile:

When we think of marriage say a few months before the wedding, it all seems rosy and romantic. But after a certain time it starts getting monotonous, while some smile away the odds and come out strong with each difference of opinion, but some other get stuck and drift away from their soul-mate. These witty and humorous quotes about marriage from some famous people, are just the right dose to keep you in love and in unison for long:

1- “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates

2- “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” — Albert Einstein

3- “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.” — Cher

4- “Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.” — Marilyn Monroe

5- “If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman: she will be all ears.” – Sigmund Freud

6- “There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.” — Oscar Wilde

7- “The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” — Ann Bancroft

8- “Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.” — Ogden Nash

9- “Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” — Jean Kerr

10- “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” — Prince Philip

11- “Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” — Zig Ziglar

12- “If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” — Sam Levenson

13- “Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.” — Honore de Balzac

14- “When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.” — Marie Osmond

15- “Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.” — Eddie Cantor

The above compilation on Hilarious marriage quotes to make you smile is to share how some famous personalities have quoted marriage as a fun filled and yet complete journey. Share with your partner and smile off your apprehensions

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